STOP JAVA.COM

GARBAGE COLLECTION IS DATA CRUELTY!!!

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The only "garbage" around here is this slow virtual runtime!

Earth

THINK: What’s YOUR RAM footprint?

Motherboard

I’D RATHER GO BAREMETAL THAN VIRTUALIZE

Jesus

In a world of EMULATORS, be the NATIVE EXECUTION

Factory Visitor

WTF is an ABSTRACT FACTORY VISITOR

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Stop extreme COMPILE TIMES! END INTERPRETED TORTURE!

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TRASH THE VM! EMBRACE THE MACHINE!